australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
happy australia day
oh what a lame excuse for not going to work or school donning australian falg tattoo's and australian flags, going off to the beach and getting pissed
and sunburnt
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
i think the only reason its there is to make shit loads of money out of people buying australian flags, and australian flag shirts and australian flag shoes and australian flag swimmers AND boardshorts and umbrella hats oh and lots of different types of shitty hats, and lets not forget the fake tattoo's infact im pretty sure you could buy and item for everything you ever need with the australian flag on it.
well done australia its one more extra day of stupid pointless shit to buy :D
Our land abounds in natures gifts, of beauty rich and rare
i mean i dont know anyone who ACTUALLY gives a shit they dont go out of their way to give a fuck anyother day of the year so why is this so important?
to me its just a day where there are extra sluts running around the city in bikini's smoking and getting there tags tanned into their bare tummies.
and all them sickass lads with their ratty's storming up and down the beach.
In history's page let every stage, advance australia fair!
history... hmm the history.
if i was asked to tell you what happend to make australia day so important, i'd probably say that the boats landed somewhere.
cause honestly i have no fucking idea.
nor do i care
In joyful strains then let us sing, advance australia fair
so happy australia day australia, i hope you enjoyed BBQ's, beer, bogans, being burnt, bare tummies and boobs
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
lets do this one last time for all times sake.
within the first 10 minutes of the new year i wanted to cry.
because assface had done it again.
i find it funny that he couldnt even give me one day of a new year with out having to be a douche.
except that i chilled with kadie and actually had fun :D
i love the ocean.
its so calm and soft but so crazy and bitchy
its kinda like a chick
nice but can be an asshole when it feels like it :D
it felt really nice to go chill in the water again
espesh when the beach was actually nice.
AJGS was preeee shit
its fucking 40 fucking degrees and we have to dance and sing while all the cumberland people were being A+ bitches
but hey what can we expect
and assface was there and saw the show
only i finally hate them and i feel happier now :)
my cousin geoffrey is over and its kind arkward cause its like wtf am i spose to do with a 16 year old guy
it hasnt been to bad tho
jazz camp is soon and im fucking excited cause it should be epicness.
and i heart jazz.
i had something else i was gonna say.
but i dont remember
because assface had done it again.
i find it funny that he couldnt even give me one day of a new year with out having to be a douche.
except that i chilled with kadie and actually had fun :D
i love the ocean.
its so calm and soft but so crazy and bitchy
its kinda like a chick
nice but can be an asshole when it feels like it :D
it felt really nice to go chill in the water again
espesh when the beach was actually nice.
AJGS was preeee shit
its fucking 40 fucking degrees and we have to dance and sing while all the cumberland people were being A+ bitches
but hey what can we expect
and assface was there and saw the show
only i finally hate them and i feel happier now :)
my cousin geoffrey is over and its kind arkward cause its like wtf am i spose to do with a 16 year old guy
it hasnt been to bad tho
jazz camp is soon and im fucking excited cause it should be epicness.
and i heart jazz.
i had something else i was gonna say.
but i dont remember
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