girt by sea... really wtf?

australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free

happy australia day
oh what a lame excuse for not going to work or school donning australian falg tattoo's and australian flags, going off to the beach and getting pissed
and sunburnt

We've golden soil and wealth for toil

i think the only reason its there is to make shit loads of money out of people buying australian flags, and australian flag shirts and australian flag shoes and australian flag swimmers AND boardshorts and umbrella hats oh and lots of different types of shitty hats, and lets not forget the fake tattoo's infact im pretty sure you could buy and item for everything you ever need with the australian flag on it.
well done australia its one more extra day of stupid pointless shit to buy :D

Our land abounds in natures gifts, of beauty rich and rare

i mean i dont know anyone who ACTUALLY gives a shit they dont go out of their way to give a fuck anyother day of the year so why is this so important?
to me its just a day where there are extra sluts running around the city in bikini's smoking and getting there tags tanned into their bare tummies.
and all them sickass lads with their ratty's storming up and down the beach.

In history's page let every stage, advance australia fair!

history... hmm the history.
if i was asked to tell you what happend to make australia day so important, i'd probably say that the boats landed somewhere.
cause honestly i have no fucking idea.
nor do i care

In joyful strains then let us sing, advance australia fair

so happy australia day australia, i hope you enjoyed BBQ's, beer, bogans, being burnt, bare tummies and boobs