Wednesday, October 14, 2009

you know what i love about msn?





(i left space for you to guess!)
(have some more!)




wrong wrong wrong!unless your right

no one knows in what tone your saying what your saying to them
for instance right now some very very very annoying person is talking to me
and they dont realise that everything im saying if they could hear it is in a rude manner.

some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: HEYYY!
you: hi.
some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: how are you???
you: good

now this should be the end of the convosation as you have probably run out of things to say and you didnt say you?

welll no this reatard will continue
some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: so what you been doing?
you: i cooked. took my dog for a walk and chilled on the phone with my friend
some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: what you cook?
you: dinner
some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: but what dinner?
you: nachos
some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: wow thats sexy just like you.

you dont answer for some time.

some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: cause your really sexy.

you still *dont* answer.

some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: and thats dirty

finally you give up and say:
you: ha. ha.

some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrry dirty
some loser who you hate but doesnt realise it: so hows life

you (or what you wish you could say): FUCK OFF YOUR ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING AND I HATE YOU!
you (really say): brb.

or lets take textingsay i send a text and say
omg you fucking bitch how could you do it?!
all id have to do is add an "xx" at the end and you would think we are bee-eff-eff-fucking-ells
but thats why i love msn because i can be calling you a bitch but may never know it
only im probably not
only i could be.

love len. "XX"

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